This is sort of a movie review, but it sort of isn’t. My time today is spent writing about the movie V For Vendetta. More specifically, I am writing about how tired I am getting of seeing movies so falsely advertised.
V For Vendetta is advertised as an action packed, dark, facinating film about […]
If you’re a fan of the show, you should know exactly what to expect here: rapid-fire gags. It’s a hilarious story from beginning to end. Joke after joke. I was hoping that since it was straight to video and unrated, it would be more tasteless and raunchy, but alas, since this was originally made for […]
How many words are there for the word vagina? Let’s find out. Sorry if this offends anyone. Let’s see George Carlin come up with a list like this!
vagina, bearded clam, vertical smile, beaver, trim, hair pie, bearded ax wound, tuna taco, fur burger, cooch, cooter, punani, snatch, twat, lovebox, box, poontang, cookie, hole, love […]
About a year or so ago, a new movie theater opened up in Council Bluffs, The Star Cinema. 16 movie screens, comfy seats, lots of room, really nice. Well, there is also another theater in town called the Omni 4. It’s been around for some time. Erik and Melissa used to frequent it quite often […]
I’ve been meaning to re-purpose this site for a while. When I saw the CSS Reboot, I found my opportunity. This was finally a chance to update Bort’s Portal for 2005 (well, almost 2006).
Still a Portal?
No, not really. Bort’s Portal was conceived way back in 2000, back when portals, or web entry points, were all […]