If you’re a fan of the show, you should know exactly what to expect here: rapid-fire gags. It’s a hilarious story from beginning to end. Joke after joke. I was hoping that since it was straight to video and unrated, it would be more tasteless and raunchy, but alas, since this was originally made for […]
Peter Griffin: “You know what really grinds my gears? This Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know? You’re a… You’re out there jumping around and I’m just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What you […]
How many words are there for the word vagina? Let’s find out. Sorry if this offends anyone. Let’s see George Carlin come up with a list like this!
vagina, bearded clam, vertical smile, beaver, trim, hair pie, bearded ax wound, tuna taco, fur burger, cooch, cooter, punani, snatch, twat, lovebox, box, poontang, cookie, hole, love […]
About a year or so ago, a new movie theater opened up in Council Bluffs, The Star Cinema. 16 movie screens, comfy seats, lots of room, really nice. Well, there is also another theater in town called the Omni 4. It’s been around for some time. Erik and Melissa used to frequent it quite often […]
Ok, last week, my wife and I went to Chicago. This is a pretty long story, so I hope you got time….
The photographer from our wedding decided to take us to small claims court as we got behind on our payments back to him. He was supposed to go, once a month, to my wife’s […]